The sweetest thing I’ve ever known was like a kiss on the collarbone. Funny how the weirdest spots we can think to kiss someone can provide the most erotic feelings right? The forehead, collarbone, behind the ear, waistline… I know the mp3 below isn’t “The Sweetest Thing” but I was feeling the vibe more on this one. I was in a reggae mood this morning what can I say… #shrug
Bob Marley And The Wailers – Turn Your Lights Down Low (Featuring Lauryn Hill)
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Picture the setting, the morning sun peeking through the blinds and incense burning, with Ms Hill and Marley on rotation providing some mental stimulation. That special someone is just getting out of the shower, with nothing but a towel wrapped around them and smelling like bath and body works.. Now if you’re like me, i’m a sucker for good fragrances and cant help but to grab that towel and pull her in close and place a kiss on one of those aforementioned locations on her body. This the funny thing especially if she’s on her way to work, I’m gonna try my best to make her late… lol They’re either gonna brush it off and continue to get ready for work or give in and go with the flow and think of a great excuse to why they were late to work while taking that second shower. Depends on how convincing you are as to what choice they’re gonna make… Hope you have convincing lips, so you can make someone late to work today. Side Note: How late were you to work this morning and what was your excuse?
Morning Homies, I hope you make the best of this day… Have you ever paid any attention to the “Faces” we make in the middle of “That Moment”? The noises and faces we make during sex has to be one of funniest moments in life ever, people are strange characters (I remember this one time, this girl I was…. nevermind). Hump Day Challenge: Take a photo of your Hump Day Lover when they climax so that you can laugh at it tomorrow… Side Note: Ever notice women make the same face when eating chocolate and we all make the face when q-tipping our ears… lol
Shout out to all the parents who kids started school today or this past week. To those whose start next week, don’t worry your time is coming. Especially to the little ones that start grade school for the very first time today. Since I’m just getting started in this parenting thing, I’m looking around at all these smiling adults that are sending kids off to school today and thinking this must be like some Parental Holiday? You guys have been dealing with super hyper kids all summer now you have a day to rest? Is that the special meaning? Not to mention those parents who kids start kindergarten which means no more weekly daycare cost, what you know bout that??? Let me know… lol So in honor of that let me hit you with a song from our childhood that always reminded me of school. “I Miss the Bus” by Kris Kross (video below) . Funny how time changes things, they wore their jeans super baggy and backwards, now kids are wearing them super duper skinny and off their ass. What can we say; we make dumb choices when we’re that age. Here goes my advice on that though, take plenty of pictures to embarrass them with later on life. Trust me, it will be stupid funny in 10 to 15 years to post on whatever social network they will have then. Thank me later. Side note: I got about 4 more years until I can partake in the celebration…sigh
FEVER – tabi Bonney ft. Raheem DeVaughn (directed by tabi Bonney + 6ix Shoota) from tabi Bonney on Vimeo.
First off let me say this post isn’t about Ms Badu to the left, I just thought it was a 1. a dope picture 2. A dope picture of a beautiful woman 3. She has a fro, for some reason I got a thing for women that can rock a fro. 4. The way she’s caressing the soundboard is so sexy… like she’s making love to the music… Music makes the world go round.
Goodie Mob – Beautiful Skin
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Secondly let me tell you how beautiful you are, especially if no one else has told you today (my good deed of the day). Now for a Monday it’s a pretty nice day, the sun is shining and its not a 100 plus degrees out. For me weather doesnt get much better than this, now if it holds up for a couple of days I might fire up the grill to test out a couple recipes (keyword “test” not promising my usual greatness). Getting back to the story at hand though, this is the weather that sundresses were made for and I love nothing more than to see a beautiful woman in one. “Beautiful Skin” by Goodie Mob (mp3 above) comes to mind, fellas visualize with me, ladies you can too if you’re into it, seeing those perfectly oiled shoulders and arms, just the right amount of cleavage, plus the way the dress caresses the right parts of the body to let the imagination race about the curves beneath it, then falls at the ankle of freshly manicured toes… there must be a GOD somewhere, how could there not be. Do you know how hard it has to be for a woman to look unattractive in a sundress??? All thats required is the dress, sandals, and a smile… So since its lunch time and i’m still at the gig I raise a toast of Minute Maid Lemonade to an ungloomy monday, beautiful skin, possiblity of bbqing and sundresses. Sidenote: 1st lady to show up to the gig in a sundress and mentions this post gets a Lemonade… lol
Happy Hump Day homies… Took a little sabbatical to get a couple things in order, close a couple chapters and open a new one or two, mostly gain some clarity in this thing we call life. Anywho I wonder if you missed my words…? Yea, I missed you guys too. If not just hit your stumble button and continue on then… Dont mind us.. lol
So question… What song or artist can you press play on that instantly sets the mood to get it started when the lights go dim? I have a couple but most definitely Floetry “Getting Late” (see video below) is at the top of the lists of “GTD” (EBizz term not mine, I borrowed it) Playlist… The combination of Marsha’s vocals, and what was the other girl name, with her whispering lyrics hits the right mental stimulation. Thats why I love music, it can speak for you sometimes… I love those relationships where you dont even have to speak to each other because it just flows… Since i’ve been away for awhile, I’ll give you a Hump Day scenario free of charge (thank me later)
On one of these summer days actually preferably nights like this, turn the air down but keep the ceiling fans on so that its a little warm but not sweltering (not trying to have a heat stroke), you wanna get the blood flowing and get a lil hot. Turn off the lights but spark some candles it’ll make things a little more intimate and plus everyone looks better in candlelight… Make sure you have your playlist ready, on shuffle and constant loop, remember if the music stops or skips the whole hypnotic trance ya’ll in will probably fall apart. The right music keeps the world revolving and the mental stimulated. Lastly get a big bowl of ice and a bowl of fresh fruit. The ice to help keep each other cool. I’m sure that the two of you wont have problems finding each others warmest spots right? (if you do then you need more than a couple tips homie… and that’ll cost you!!!) Enjoy ya’ll day homies… Let me know how that works out for you… SideNote: #Hammas run this mutha…